deserves at least a sarcastic laugh.
this has been on my dash all day and I just got it now
Kanto Illustrations #050 - 073 - Created by Piper Thibodeau
Piper’s fantastic series to illustrate the entire Pokedex marches on, and here is the latest installment! As usual, Piper’s take on each Pokemon is fun, creative, and delightfully well executed. Be sure to follow along on Tumblr or Twitter for all the latest updates.
why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that
because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”
and not the slang word for the female genital region?
literally no one else knows this. nobody.
COOL DATE IDEA: take a really long nap with me
when i was a child i used to think teens were grown ups and when i was a teen i thought college students were grown ups and now that im a college student im just like what the hell is a grown up anymore
Now that I’m older than college age I’ve concluded that grown ups are a myth.
i feel like a lot of people on this site romanticise bats and i really hate to tell everyone but bats are the #1 carrier of rabies in north america
if you find a bat in your home, dont treat it like a pet or let it go. if you find a bat in your home whack it with a broom and freeze it and call your local animal control people literally as soon as possible.
rabies is untreatable. if the bat is found to not be a carrier, you wont have to potentially shell out the $1500+ for the rabies treatment which in most states can only be given at the emergency room. if the bat does carry, you need to get treated for rabies.
basically, if the bat is wild, do not go near the bat. do not let your friends or children go near the bat. wild bats are not safe.
Except that’s def misinformation. Only about an average of 6% of them have rabies. Don’t whack them with brooms or freeze it. The proper aspect is to call someone like a bat handler or animal control who can deal with the bat/bat colony properly. Often times Bats found in homes are seeking shelter after a loss of their home area or possibly have white nose disease and are sick-white nose is not rabies, it’s exclusive to bats.
Bats who have rabies are rare but you can’t know from looking so please don’t handle a bat unless you know/have been trained for it as if it does and you get bitten then you will have to get treatment for rabies.
The cdc website is very useful in this info.
My mom told me to “find a man who respects you like a sea captain respects the sea.” A man who looks at you with awe and reverence but knows you are a force of nature. I like that.
All These Things That I’ve Done by The Killers
"I got soul, but I’m not a soldier"
shoutout to all the other ex-gifted & talented/honor student/straight a/senior editor/star student/99th percentile/once-creative burn-outs who have, since high school, realized they are truly miniscule fish in a giant, endless ocean, criticized themselves to the point of creative paralysis, and participated in so much self-sabotage they no longer see the point of doing anything at all because they’re just going to ruin it for themselves anyway
this one’s for you
i never knew friendzoning boys was as easy as saying thanks im gonna use my manners more
further evidence that straight boys think compliments are magic words that are supposed to make women immediately strip naked
What’s the appropriate, non-friendzoning response?
"You look pretty today."
"Okay, fine, I’ll suck your dick."
who wants to give up on society and go live in a treehouse with me
You better have a big treehouse
hey lil pompom eat ur greens
WHERE are they getting this stuff !!